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Aug. 6th, 2011

Who: Terezi Pyrope (turn4bout), Nepeta Leijon (misspouncellor), and Karkat Vantas (forevercapslock)
Where: Nepeta's room
When: IDK WHATEVER I NEVER KEEP UP WITH TIMELINES BE QUIET AND DON'T JUDGE MEEEEEEEE IT IS SHARK WEEK oh my god mother stop pretending you are on The Next Food Network Star
Rating: S for Stupid
Summary: KARKAT HAS BEEN GRUBNAPPED!!!!!
The Story:


It is Shark Week, and Terezi Pyrope’s on the prowl. Her blood pumping muscle aches, which… Is actually a pretty odd feeling for the confident troll. She’s felt pity before—Even before the past few days, she pitied Karkat. Past and Future Karkats weren’t around to distract him from taking action, and finally, FINALLY, he was starting to give her the attention she wanted.

Which meant that for once, she was very much aware of what she could lose.

After her conversation with Nepeta, and she had *darted off into the darkness* or whatever, Terezi was instantly suspicious. She visited Karkat’s room first, finding the door torn off its hinges and the smells of a tacklepounce and struggle. Crimes had taken place here. Criminal crimes that are extremely illegal.

It was a grubnapping, and Officer Pyrope is on the case.

In minutes, she’s kicking at Nepeta’s window from the outside (jetpack holding her aloft).

“THIS IS THE POLICE. TURN YOURSELF IN, NEPETA LEIJON.”

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misspouncellor
Aug. 7th, 2011 12:41 am (UTC)
Nepeta had Karkat right where she wanted him.

On the floor surrounded by several litters of plush catbeasts and two character sheets. She'd outfitted Karkat with his own matching catbeast hat...and bound his arms and ankles together with yarn. Yarn isn't a strong means of cord...but there was a lot of it, making the bindings thick and...pastel colored. Any sort of doings with buckets and other unspeakable things were not happening. Would they? Maybe. If the Imperial Drone were to come, definitely.

"Hmmm. Purrhaps I should put five points into cuteness rather than-- what was that?" Nepeta looked towards the window, immediately recognizing Terezi's voice. "Just a second, my purrecious Karkitty! I will take care of this so we won't have any more interruptions!" She climbed up on her feet and walked up to the window hole, poking her head out between two animal pelts acting as curtains. "AC pardons herself from her loving matesprit and goes to find the source of the strange voice. She gasps at the airborne legislacerator outside her cave! What heinous villain toyed with evidence, placing the blame on her cherished pouncellor who would never, ever, ever commit any crimes?"
forevercapslock
Aug. 7th, 2011 12:54 am (UTC)
"You delirious, autistic cave-being, are you fucking SERIOUS?!"

You can bet he's been holding that in through some miraculously fueled act of sheer willpower, but this is really getting way out of the boundaries of just how much ridiculous bullshit he's willing to put up with. He is tied up with yarn and apparently they're going to role play. Beautiful.

Excuse him while he tries to get the stupid yarn off.
turn4bout
Aug. 7th, 2011 01:18 am (UTC)
"The mighty and intelligent legislacerator debates reading the long list of crimes her once adored pouncellor has committed; however, she sweeps into the scene of the crime before deciding!" Like she narrated, Terezi slips in through the window, stuffing the jetpack back into her Sylladex as soon as she touches the floor.

"Hmmmmm. With each of her beastly, dragonyyyd steps, the ground quakes in fear. For the moment, the majestic legal giant wishes to examine the scene of the crime." She walks dramatically around the room, sniffing at wallart, furs, paints, and finally...

She turns back to Nepeta, grin stretching across her face.

"It has been decided. The purrfect pouncellor, in her quest for pity, as strayed too far on the side of the lawless! She has grubnapped my curmudgeony foulmouthed matesprit, and I must grubnap him back!" Oh look, Karkat even gets a wink as Terezi withdraws a blue and white Scalemate.

"Prepare yourself!"
misspouncellor
Aug. 7th, 2011 05:25 am (UTC)
"The pouncellor cannot allow this re-grubnapping to occur! She leaps through the air and bares her super sharp fangs in an attempt to protect her newly acquired but totally destined matespritbeast from...being someone else's matespritbeast!" Nepeta jumped inbetween Terezi and Karkat, landing on all fours and arching her back like an angry ball of fluff similar to her lusus passed on.

"You have pawed too far into the mighty pouncellor's cave, dragon!"
forevercapslock
Aug. 7th, 2011 05:32 am (UTC)
Still over here trying to get out of this yarn WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET OUT OFFFFFFF.

"Fucking broodmother's gaping cloaca, I am going to cull every god damned inch of both of you!"
turn4bout
Aug. 7th, 2011 05:46 am (UTC)
"No cave is off limits to the law! Now imagine a music, heavy with cellos at a rapid staccato! Cellos held between thighs in a dark room. The dark room of a legislacerator's legal spongemeats! They foretell the fate of all those who break laws and steal matesprit!"

Pause, pause, pause.

"Karkat, you really need to stop these interjections. This isn't even about you anymore."

She pulls out another three Scalemates, all attached to nooses. THESE SHALL BE HER WEAPONS. PREPARE FOR FURIOUS PAPPINGS!

"WITH ALL THE GRACE OF A SHARKBEAT LEAPING FROM THE WATER TO SNAG A SEAL, THE LEGAL DRAGON OF MASSIVE PROPORTIONS STRIKES!"

Pappapapapapapapapapapp.
misspouncellor
Aug. 7th, 2011 06:06 am (UTC)
Nepeta glanced back at Karkat to scold him as well. "Yeah, just hang on a bit. This scene won't take long!"

Alright, interruptions from the newbie roleplayer aside, she could get back to this epic confrontation of flushed feelings and emotions and plush toys. Ah yes, plush toys. She was getting pelted by scalemates.

But she too had a plush army of her own. "Fsssk! Fsssk! She bats away the dragon's undead weapons, grabbing her matesprit by the scruff and dragging him to her fort!" Which was a pile of cat dolls. Thank John for inspiring her to ask the closet for one. Which led to asking for another...and well, she now had several. She slung Karkat like a fish onto the pile.

"The dragon forgets that the purrfect pouncellor hardly ever hunts alone! Her loyal pride of catbeasts and cubs rushes to her side and leaps at the legislacerator, angry that she has come to take their kingkat away from them!" She began to throw them one by one at Terezi.
turn4bout
Aug. 7th, 2011 07:35 am (UTC)
"THE LAW HUNGERS FOR CATBEASTS." The plushes that make it past Terezi's whirling Dragonshield of terror are caught in her teeth in the most ferocious manner imaginable. She inches closer and closer, cackling all the while.
forevercapslock
Aug. 7th, 2011 03:38 pm (UTC)
Karkat just lays in the pile of cat plushies and hates both of them with such burning hatred that he might actually spontaneously combust right there.
misspouncellor
Aug. 8th, 2011 03:40 am (UTC)
"Hn! Ha! Haha! Whoa!" Nepeta stepped backwards, but not from being overpowered. This was part of her strategy to overpower her friend. While whipping at Terezi by swinging one of her cat plushes by the tail like a mace, she opened the door with her free hand, then grabbed one of the noosed Scalemates, trying to tug Terezi inside the closet with her. The walk-in style magic closet had enough room to move around in, but it would be dark, and she would have an advantage.
turn4bout
Aug. 8th, 2011 04:09 am (UTC)
Terezi is hornswoggled. Absolutely hornswoggled. She's convinced she's overpowering the cattroll, so she begins to get a little risky with her maneuvers. A twirl here. A lunge there. She doesn't notice the closet door until it's TOO LATE.

KA-BLAMO. That is the sound effect of both girls falling in and the door shutting.

Long range Scalemates are no longer effective. Other tactics are necessary.

Terezi holds her hand out to Nepeta.

"I declare a thumb war."
misspouncellor
Aug. 8th, 2011 04:25 am (UTC)
A thumb war? Not her usual style, but she was determined to win, no matter what type of battle they had. "One, two, three, fur, AC accepts her thumb war!" She wrapped her fingers around Terezi's and held her thumb straight up. "Best of three shall claim the prey! Er, prize!"
forevercapslock
Aug. 8th, 2011 05:43 am (UTC)
It's a good thing they're both in the closet and can't see the probably hilarious spectacle of Karkat trying to use his sickle to cut all of this skldfjshga yarn off of himself with his arms tied.
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